Gordie Howe Hat Trick

I dropped the puck, and she dropped to her knees,
Set up the play like a power move tease.
The puck went off my head and into the crease,
She gripped my stick real tight, with control and release

It’s all about finesse, soft hands, and flow,
She’s workin’ the net, takin’ shots real slow.
She said, Nice helmet, eh? how does it feel,
I said, It fits real nice, I got no appeal.

Gordie Howe hat trick, we’re playin’ the game,
Droppin’ gloves, lightin’ lamps, yeah, it’s never the same.
Goal, assist, fight—keep your shifts real quick,
Skate hard, score harder, make it Gordie Howe slick!

Second period action, we’re settin’ the play,
Cyclin’ the puck in a real slick way.
I took the shot, she set the screen,
It’s a textbook assist, right out of a dream.

Dogged determination, keepin’ the zone,
Every pass clean, every angle well known.
She said, "Top line hustle, eh? You don’t miss,"
I said, "Every team needs a play like this."

Gordie Howe hat trick, we’re playin’ the game,
Droppin’ gloves, lightin’ lamps, yeah, it’s never the same.
Goal, assist, fight—keep your shifts real quick,
Skate hard, score harder, make it Gordie Howe slick!


Third period heat, and the gloves came off,
She took a hit from behind, and things got rough.
Pinned in the boards, takin’ slashes to the side,
It’s a backdoor play, you can’t run, you can’t hide.

She chirped, "Eh, you sure you’re ready for this fight?"
I said, "Cross-check me once, we’ll go all night!"
The refs all missed it, no whistles in sight,
Just pure grit hockey, playin’ dirty feels right.

Gordie Howe hat trick, we’re playin’ the game,
Droppin’ gloves, lightin’ lamps, yeah, it’s never the same.
Goal, assist, fight—keep your shifts real quick,
Skate hard, score harder, make it Gordie Howe slick!

"Hat trick, baby, that’s one for the books,
Scored in all zones, with no second looks.
Every shot counts, and we’ve sealed our fate,
Now let’s hit the bench—celebrate, eh?"

[scream]Love you Gordie!!